Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   His billionaire circle-jerk buddy comes from South Africa. His hats come from China. His orders come from Moscow.

   The embarrassing car sales stunt on the White House lawn didn't work. "Tesler's" stock lost another $50 billion in market value in 2 days LOLLLL

   Watching the Left melt down as they continue their downward spiral is awesome. 77 million voters isn’t a cult…but a bunch of voters dying their hair blue who scream on TikTok sure is.

   Usha and Melania always look so unfulfilled. I'd pay good money to watch Zelensky tag team both of them.

   Jason11972 asked me if I wanted to meet him outside. Not really in the mood for a blowjob right now, but thanks anyways buddy.

   Didn’t think we’d see the day where Van Jones was the voice of reason…but it’s here.

   Van Jones is correct when he says Canada would be one huge blue state. Canada, could very well be the logical man's savior.

   it an amazing how they come up with things like “carbon emission tax” just so they can tax us? Another 20 years, they will have devices attached to our asses to measure carbon emission  and tax us more.

   The 47th President is the best President of all time.

   It took one election for Dems to go from making electric cars mandatory…to burning them. SMH.

   Electric cars are the future. Just not Musk's electric cars. Tesla is done. Buh bye

   No tax on tips, OT, and SSI…but the Left says no. If Biden had tried this they’d cream their non binary panties in joy.

   TOD Trump Obsessive Disorder. It's real.

   Now he's complaining about who signed deal to allow Canada to supply energy to the US - it was you, needle**** - in 2018 lmfao

   BREAKING NEWS! The 47th President hasn't been able to get it up since 2004.

   "I miss my wing man".

   IMAGINE CHEERING ON PEOPLE IN POWER WHO ARE ACTIVELY TARGETING AND HARMING THE HUNGRY, THE POOR, THE SICK, THE ELDERLY, THE VETERAN, THE DISABLED, THE DIFFERENT, AND THE STRANGER AND STILL SOMEHOW EXPECTING PEOPLE TO BELIEVE YOU FOLLOW JESUS. GMAFB

   Hug your mother today. Tell her you love her.

   It's funny, Trump is the only president that could ever become the worst president in history and then surpass being the worst president in history by being the worst president in history. Literally outdoing himself. That's some achievement!

   I said, "Alexa, what do women want"? The thing hasn't shut up for seven days.