Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I hate it when I lose my black friend in the hood.

   Donald Trump is an idiot

   This administration is going to be looked at as the worst administration in the history of the United States. The entire country is being laughed at, and it's been, complete embarrassment

   messageicon This administration is going to be looked at as the worst administration in the history of the United States. The entire country is being laughed at, and it's become a complete embarrassment

   This administration is going to be looked at as the worst administration in the history of the United States. The entire country is being laughed at, and it's become a complete embarrassment

   Right now, is the first time in human history that anyone anywhere on the planet can use the words "he's a f**king idiot" and everyone else knows exactly who they're talking about.

   Red states are much poorer than blue states. Because blue states are educated. And red states are full of morons.

   F*** friends with benefits, give me bedable arrangements.

   “I never go through the express lane when I exceed the product number limit” -me, flirting

   Pickles are great..until you’re in one.

   it’s 2025. why do we not have caffeinated mashed potatoes yet?

   If Cookie Monster loved cookies so much, he sure did waste a lot while eating them. I need to know.

   Daylight Saving Time.....Sheesh. Gimme a break. Know what? I give it eight months.

   The Disney Channel should be renamed "Celebrity Prehab."

   weight loss tip: when ordering a pizza have it delivered to someone else's address

   If you ain't vaxxed, don't be jamming up our hospitals with your dumb ass. You ride that sh*t out at home with your Hannity and your horse meds.

   I tried to walk like an Egyptian. Now I need to see a Cairo practor

   Those people aren't attacking Telsa dealerships. They are tourists showing love. I learned that on January 6th 2021.

   STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!! Donald Trump Aug 05, 2023

   Aint no hate like Christian love.