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   messageicon Patrick on Facebook is complaining about how he hates the word "moist." He thinks it's "so gross." I'm willing to bet that Patrick also doesn't like pu$$y and is still a virgin.
←Rate | 05-29-2014 14:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My love life is so boring that Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore are going to make a movie about it.
←Rate | 05-29-2014 14:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just a guy struggling to find the appropriate level of inappropriateness for every social interaction I'm unlucky enough to be a part of
←Rate | 05-29-2014 14:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.
←Rate | 05-30-2014 00:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies
←Rate | 05-30-2014 02:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?
←Rate | 05-31-2014 11:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to support your local liquor store today!
←Rate | 05-31-2014 11:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If by eating pizza, tacos and waffles in a single sitting then yes I've had a threesome before.
←Rate | 06-01-2014 07:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the end of the new Adam Sandler movie they don't roll the credits they roll the blames.
←Rate | 06-02-2014 13:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady, Have you tried texting him 22 more times?
←Rate | 06-04-2014 13:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at the correct use of 'their'.
←Rate | 06-05-2014 00:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know what you did 23 summers ago - Women
←Rate | 06-05-2014 12:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuse me sir; you left your weird Jesus pamphlet on your bus seat. Oh yeah? Well here's a revelation for you: that's called littering.
←Rate | 06-05-2014 13:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can moonwalk out of a police station without bumping into anything they have to drop all charges.
←Rate | 06-05-2014 13:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the fact I can't slam the door on my cubicle.
←Rate | 06-06-2014 12:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you call a "morning wood" I call "breakfast in bed"
←Rate | 06-07-2014 11:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's be honest, we all have someone on Facebook we wanna bang...with a pan.
←Rate | 06-07-2014 13:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like you, but not 'get dressed and leave the house to see you', like you.
←Rate | 06-07-2014 13:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't have enough closet space so I bought a treadmill.
←Rate | 06-08-2014 10:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry, I got your back. And your ass. And a little in your hair too.
←Rate | 06-08-2014 10:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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