Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Ikai horror game

   Elden ring

   Chapel of Anticipation elden ring

   A latte

   dimanna word

   dimanna18 word

   Cafe word

   Restaurant word

   In honour of Thanksgiving remember to steal stuff and claim it as yours! I stole this post!

   Don't buy plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment. Locally sourced all natural skeletons are more environmentally friendly.

   Thanksgiving: Being thankful for what you have and those you love. Black Friday: Trampling those you love to save 15% on something you don't have. Cyber Monday: "Hey, babe. Sorry I killed your dad Friday. Here's an iTunes gift card to ease the pain

   Volkswagen should bring back the Beetle as an electric car. They can call it the Lightning Bug.

   All gas station bathrooms are required by law to look like the set of one of the “Saw” movies.

   Maybe if we over-paid our teachers and under-paid our Pop artists their would be better education and less bad music.

   If you read your timeline backwards it is about a person who hates everything and gradually becomes happier until they get a life.

   You piss on someone’s couch one time, and they never let you forget

   My greatest weaknesses are I’m terrible with money and a compulsive liar Current government: You’re hired

   I don’t care how comfortable it looks, I’m not buying a chair called a Lovesac.

   Some say the 1950s were not so great when it came to racism. Okay, so we fixed that. So, how about you blakcs step up and stop being naggers already.

   I bought a Mr. Microphone at a garage sale. Now I’m driving around yelling at bad drivers. Best 25¢ I’ve ever spent.