Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Justin Bieber is being sued for allegedly beating up his ex-bodyguard. Which begs the question — who hires a bodyguard that Justin Bieber can beat up?
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01-11-2023 04:43
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I miss the days when getting tested meant you were sleeping around.
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01-11-2023 04:47
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85% of Marriage is telling the other person they snore and them saying they don't.
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01-11-2023 04:48
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Wolf meat was on sale at the exotic food store. So I bought a pack.
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01-11-2023 07:32
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TICKET AGENT: and will this be round trip? FLAT EARTHER: here we go again
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01-11-2023 07:33
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Airport
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01-11-2023 10:12
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Pete Buttigieg couldn't run a go cart track, at Buster Green's Fun Park and Bait Shop.
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01-11-2023 17:31 by BigToe
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If you scan a tribal tattoo at a Walmart price checker, it unlocks a secret a room where homeless men fight to the death for the amusement of Toby Keith.
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01-11-2023 20:54
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Using your turn signal is not “giving information to the enemy.”
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01-12-2023 00:22
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When a man says he’ll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and slay dragons, not dishes and vacuuming.
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01-12-2023 00:25
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My wish for 2023 is that nothing unprecedented, historic, or once in a lifetime happens.
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01-12-2023 00:29
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Anti-social behavior is a sign of intelligence in a world full of conformists.
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01-12-2023 00:31
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Don’t blame the holidays, you were fat in August.
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01-12-2023 01:01
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An elderly woman was walking her dog when a young man grabbed her purse and ran away. I asked if she was okay. She said, “it’s no big deal really, I only carry that old purse to put my dog’s poop in it.”
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01-12-2023 01:05
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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while, to remind yourself why you don’t go out.
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01-12-2023 01:08
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That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you’re about to die.
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01-12-2023 01:14
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Biden aides find second batch of classified documents at new location, my goodness.
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01-12-2023 01:25
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Lucky for you, mirrors can't laugh out loud.
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01-12-2023 01:34
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Time is precious, waste it wisely.
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01-12-2023 02:58
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You can’t be late until you show up.
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01-12-2023 03:05
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