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   messageicon A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy.
←Rate | 05-16-2014 09:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am sorry for what I said when I was....... Drunk, naked and horny while laying on your front lawn.
←Rate | 05-17-2014 11:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex so good you get her name right.
←Rate | 05-21-2014 00:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Side boob is only hot on women, bro.
←Rate | 05-21-2014 00:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reverse cowgirl, so you don't have to see her disappointment.
←Rate | 05-21-2014 01:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: People that don't like pizza are on a most wanted list somewhere.
←Rate | 05-22-2014 14:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No job is too big for me to ignore.
←Rate | 05-22-2014 14:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call it Cinnamon.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 10:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
←Rate | 05-24-2014 12:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you drink enough alcohol, stairs become an extreme sport.
←Rate | 05-24-2014 12:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Say what you want about Canada but they successfully got rid of Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 05-24-2014 12:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I learned how to kiss from watching my dog drink from the garden hose.
←Rate | 05-24-2014 12:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty sure I'll pet an owl before I have sex again.
←Rate | 05-24-2014 12:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my family gatherings like I like my steak. Rare
←Rate | 05-24-2014 13:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sad how some losers are giving us a minute-by-minute update on Kanye & Kim wedding. If you were that important to them I am sure they would have sent you an invite.
←Rate | 05-25-2014 03:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife thinks I've been on my phone checking the weather for the last 3500 hours
←Rate | 05-25-2014 10:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think anyone would be offended if I added them to my "Masturbated To" list? Asking for a friend.
←Rate | 05-26-2014 13:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canadian Whiskey is just like regular whiskey except it apologizes for your hangover in the morning
←Rate | 05-26-2014 14:55 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Axe just released 3 new scented body sprays. 1 New skateboard 2 Halo 3 3 Mom I'm hungry
←Rate | 05-26-2014 15:03 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coffee so black it has it's own entertainment network.
←Rate | 05-28-2014 02:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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