Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   The left’s attempts to silence ideas they cannot, or will not debate, is a confession of intellectual bankruptcy.

   There is no such thing as disinformation. There is only information you accept, and information you do not accept.

   If you did not oppose vaccine mandates, passports, you have zero credibility when you say, “my body, my choice.”

   Justice Alito’s (draft) decision isn’t a ruling on anything other than Fed Overreach.

   Putin is like that angry drunk guy at a party. Everyone is trying to calm him down but he's convinced he needs to fight someone.

   Oh, you have a 3D printer that you can print guns with? I'm not impressed, I've had a Canon for years..

   Pizzas are like dildos.. Just get a large, you'll get it all inside you eventually

   Her: The fences need painting and the car needs washing. Him: Kids! Who wants to learn karate.

   Someone living in their grandmother’s basement used to be the butt of the joke. The rental market is so insane that now it’s like, dam, you’ve got a whole basement to yourself, that’s sexy.

   If you wore a mask for two years, you can wear a condom for sex.

   It’s impossible to plug in my genderless extension cord.

   How can you stand for woman’s rights while allowing men to dominate woman’s sports?

   My mortgage identifies as a student loan.

   the FBI going to raid the house of the reporter who published the Alito opinion? Or is that just reserved for the reporters who got Ashley Biden’s diary.

   Dear leftists, you just spent the last two years fighting against the concept of body autonomy, take it down a notch.

   All of us: Ministry of “truth”, inflation, supreme court leak, border crisis, war. Mainstream Media: “Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard.”

   Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it.

   The War on Drugs only resulted in more drugs. The War on Terrorists only resulted in more terrorists. Maybe we should have a war on Baby Formula.

   SELLING MY CAR FOR GAS MONEY .... INQUIRE WITHIN

   I think I finally found a diet that's really working for me! That's called The Rsing Cost Of Food.