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They're all cop cars when you're this high.
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05-10-2014 10:30 by
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No, I don't want extra butter on my popcorn. I'm a boring idiot that hates happiness.
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05-10-2014 10:31 by
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Have a baby hold your cigarette for a minute and everybody loses their sh*t!
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05-10-2014 10:42 by
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I dreamt I had a sh*tty life. I woke up and I have sh*tty life. So dreams do come true, kids.
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05-10-2014 14:24 by
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You had me at "there's no security cameras."
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05-10-2014 14:26 by
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I'd totally marry you, but Walmart doesn't have a ring in your size.
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05-10-2014 14:35 by
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I just bought a medical alert bracelet. It says "Probably just sh*tfaced"
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05-11-2014 13:56 by
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Boobs are nature's antidepressants.
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05-11-2014 13:57 by
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There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face.
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05-12-2014 08:08 by
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When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account.
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05-13-2014 09:21 by
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My attractive feature is that sometimes I go away.
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05-13-2014 09:24 by
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My seduction technique is to make things awkward and then not talk to you for a while
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05-13-2014 09:26 by
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A violent outburst like that can only mean one thing...Jay-Z pushed all the floor buttons at one time.
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05-13-2014 15:09 by
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White girls with weaves... No. Bad white girl.
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05-13-2014 15:22 by
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Pro Tip: Don't ask a chick if the Carpet matches the Drapes You sound like a interior decorator & everyone knows Interior decorators are gay
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05-14-2014 09:18 by
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I'm gonna ignore you like an I.T. guy.
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05-14-2014 09:33 by
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I don't mean to brag but I own several shirts with Dragons on them.
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05-14-2014 12:38 by
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"I hate fake people," Danny announced as he pushed the store mannequin over and kicked it in the torso.
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05-14-2014 12:41 by
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There are 2 types of clowns: registered & unregistered sex offenders
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05-14-2014 14:41 by
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Brush your teeth before you complain.
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05-16-2014 07:26 by
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