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   messageicon They're all cop cars when you're this high.
←Rate | 05-10-2014 10:30 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, I don't want extra butter on my popcorn. I'm a boring idiot that hates happiness.
←Rate | 05-10-2014 10:31 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have a baby hold your cigarette for a minute and everybody loses their sh*t!
←Rate | 05-10-2014 10:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dreamt I had a sh*tty life. I woke up and I have sh*tty life. So dreams do come true, kids.
←Rate | 05-10-2014 14:24 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at "there's no security cameras."
←Rate | 05-10-2014 14:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd totally marry you, but Walmart doesn't have a ring in your size.
←Rate | 05-10-2014 14:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought a medical alert bracelet. It says "Probably just sh*tfaced"
←Rate | 05-11-2014 13:56 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boobs are nature's antidepressants.
←Rate | 05-11-2014 13:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face.
←Rate | 05-12-2014 08:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account.
←Rate | 05-13-2014 09:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My attractive feature is that sometimes I go away.
←Rate | 05-13-2014 09:24 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My seduction technique is to make things awkward and then not talk to you for a while
←Rate | 05-13-2014 09:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A violent outburst like that can only mean one thing...Jay-Z pushed all the floor buttons at one time.
←Rate | 05-13-2014 15:09 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon White girls with weaves... No. Bad white girl.
←Rate | 05-13-2014 15:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro Tip: Don't ask a chick if the Carpet matches the Drapes You sound like a interior decorator & everyone knows Interior decorators are gay
←Rate | 05-14-2014 09:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna ignore you like an I.T. guy.
←Rate | 05-14-2014 09:33 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't mean to brag but I own several shirts with Dragons on them.
←Rate | 05-14-2014 12:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I hate fake people," Danny announced as he pushed the store mannequin over and kicked it in the torso.
←Rate | 05-14-2014 12:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 2 types of clowns: registered & unregistered sex offenders
←Rate | 05-14-2014 14:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brush your teeth before you complain.
←Rate | 05-16-2014 07:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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