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Sorry that after your wife said "I do" at your wedding I shouted out "BUTT STUFF"
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05-04-2014 06:46 by
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I wanna see Mythbusters do the bible
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05-04-2014 06:52 by
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Loneliness is holding paper warm from the printer close because it's what you remember hugs felt like.
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05-04-2014 14:20 by
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I'm sorry I accurately called you a slut
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05-04-2014 14:31 by
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Our curves would look great together. - Lesbian Pickup line
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05-05-2014 09:39 by
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Relationship status – bathing everyday isn't a priority anymore.
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05-05-2014 09:41 by
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Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes.
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05-05-2014 09:46 by
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I don't make a very good first impression, but if you hang around, my forty-third one is pretty cool.
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05-06-2014 13:25 by
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Spoiler alert: Spoilers on cars are stupid.
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05-06-2014 13:44 by
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Ladies; if you suspect that your man is cheating, take him to that b*tch's front and and see if his wifi connects automatically.
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05-07-2014 01:28 by
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A poncho, because nobody else is going to hug you.
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05-07-2014 10:01 by
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My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.
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05-07-2014 10:10 by
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No matter what life hands you. Don't put it in a fanny pack.
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05-08-2014 10:07 by
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Maybe lions don't even like antelope meat maybe they just keep eating them because we all know how annoying vegetarians can be.
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05-08-2014 13:12 by
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Every computer is a laptop if you're not a little b*tch about it.
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05-08-2014 13:36 by
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I don't know, Man, I'm just saying Spider-Man would seem a little bit more realistic if he hiked one leg up and shot web out of his ass.
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05-09-2014 13:02 by
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My business card is a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
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05-10-2014 08:12 by
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The first date went so well I might even remove the duct tape for the second date.
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05-10-2014 08:14 by
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Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild.
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05-10-2014 08:16 by
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I want to be the reason that you can never look at mayonnaise the same way ever again.
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05-10-2014 08:20 by
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