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Don't talk to me unless you're a dog.
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04-24-2014 07:35 by
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I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one.
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04-24-2014 07:41 by
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Wait a second, you guys have friends in real life?
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04-24-2014 07:56 by
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I'd probably get laid a lot more if I were in prison.
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04-24-2014 08:00 by
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It's like the women in this bar don't know how close I am to getting my own apartment.
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04-24-2014 13:50 by
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My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.
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04-25-2014 06:09 by
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This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
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04-25-2014 14:19 by
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Interviewer: Any questions you’d like to ask us? Me: What level of candy crush are you on?
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04-28-2014 12:55 by
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I'm just a boy, looking at a girl. Ohh look, she has nachos. I'm just a boy, looking at nachos
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04-29-2014 01:12 by
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I'll have plenty of time to be tolerant when I'm dead.
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04-29-2014 09:14 by
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Yes. You're Wrong: A guide for men preparing for marriage.
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04-30-2014 01:17 by
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Yes if a bunch of horny and thirsty guys on the internet called you hot then it must be so true.
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04-30-2014 01:20 by
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I can offer a blank stare and a pat on the back if you're looking for someone to console you.
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04-30-2014 14:07 by
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Throwing a surprise party for my girlfriend so just remember that on the count of three we all yell "SURPRISE YOU'RE BEN''S GIRLFRIEND"
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04-30-2014 14:23 by
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Maybe serial killers are just normal people who had a coworker with a runny nose.
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04-30-2014 14:26 by
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Women who tell me I have commitment issues have never seen me with a large pizza.
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05-01-2014 12:40 by
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My son just said he doesn't like bacon and now I have to kill the mailman
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05-01-2014 12:48 by
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It's not gay if his name is Ashley.
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05-02-2014 08:55 by
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The more attractive you are, the creepier you can be without raising eyebrows.
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05-02-2014 08:59 by
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So if a cow dies of old age after a long and happy life, vegetarians are allowed to eat it, right?
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05-04-2014 06:39 by
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