seddy90 Funny Status Messages

   I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I'd rather SH!T in my hands and clap!"

   Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.

   BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.

   Spongebob is Asian. He's yellow, can't drive and does karate.

   just made..... "I survived May 21st" \(^^,)/ T-Shirts... Who wants one?

   I would punch you straight in the face but my hand would get covered in the $hit you talk.

   BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.

   The difference between Obama and Osama is BS.

   Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

   Guy: if I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together. :) Girl: oh there's no need to do that, N and O are already together...

   If I had a nickel for every time someone said I'm bad at math, I'd have 47 cents.

   If your woman is overweight, carry her on your back then suddenly fall. That way she'll know she needs to cut back on the fast food without you ever saying anything.

   If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?

   You win man.....your b!tch is bad....and so is her credit.

   Spongebob is Definetly Asian! he's Yellow! he knows Karate and he cant drive.

   Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no. ;)

   Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   You Are Not A MAN if you can make A BABY, Your Are a Man Who Can Raise One Especially One which is not yours ~ Mr. Krab

   This is how guccimane face look (8o>-_-)

   If you want to Learn How to Save & Budget Your Money Ask A Republican Or A Drug Dealer!!!