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if common sense was made out of chocolate you wouldnt have enought to fill a smartie...
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10-25-2010 17:18 by
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wonders “Why its called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky???”
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10-26-2010 17:12 by
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Its pretty sad I have to put parental controls on Google just to get pumpkin ideas.. Do not Google anything ending with "on a broom".
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10-30-2010 16:14 by
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aim for the moon, if you miss youll be among the stars"..then pressure & lack of o2 will make your as@hole explode out of your nostrils.
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11-06-2010 20:34 by
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I didnt fall for you...i tripped and fell cause your to ugly!!
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11-11-2010 23:57 by
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So when your sexting...do you get a phoner?
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11-15-2010 23:02 by
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How awkward do you think Prince William's stag is going to be when he realizes he's stuffing pictures of his Gran into a strippers thong?
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12-06-2010 23:42 by
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It's 2011, you think we would have toothpaste the doesn't ruin orange juice by now.
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01-04-2011 18:52 by
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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03-09-2011 14:37 by
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Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
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03-09-2011 14:40 by
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Excellent time to become a missing person.
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03-09-2011 14:43 by
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Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
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03-09-2011 14:45 by
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Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
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03-09-2011 14:46 by
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I wonder what comes out when you vomit in a brita filter
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09-11-2011 19:14 by
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