Gabe Funny Status Messages

   When this is all over, we'll need to wear our masks backwards for 3 to 4 weeks to get our ears back to normal...

   Have you ever looked at someone and thought 'shut the hell up'... and they weren't even speaking...

   When you clean your vacuum cleaner, does that make you a vacuum cleaner?

   helped my neighbor with something this morning and she said to me "I could marry you!" I couldn't believe it... you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return...

   I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time...

   Last year my friend left for Paris to go to Mime school and was never heard from again...

   I will not to be outdone by Elon Musk....I'm announcing my Acquisition of "My Space" for $24.99...

   Someone's been spreading a rumor that I'm schizophrenic. Well, 3 can play at that game...!

   I was surprised to learn that Elon Musk was from South Africa. I figured he would be from Mad-at-gas-car...

   It's crazy how people get up at 5 am to workout. I don't even get up at 5 am to pee, I just stay there and suffer...

   Either the leaves are changing colors or there was something in those brownies...

   Pop two more balloons and we win a stuffed animal... Which ironically, is also made in China...

   Getting married is like going to the restaurant. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that...