BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Some people should come with subtitles.

   I hate mosquitoes!!! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn...

   Poke me again, and I will stab you.

   Instead of telling everybody what color is your damn bra, put 2 bucks in the freaking can at the shopping center if you really want to help people with breast cancer, for Christ's sake!! Stop talking on facebook and give money!

   guys can go 5 years without seeing eachother and reunite with a handshake and small talk...girls can't go 5 minutes without seeing eachother and reuinite with screaming, jumping around, and hugs...

   I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them

   Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...

   I will always forgive you, I only want you to realize what you have done wrong.

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull

   Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!

   Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

   I came up with a stupid status today, but I forgot what it was.

   its better to waste years waiting for the right person to come than to waste years regretting that you didnt

   you never realize how annoying people are until you add them on facebook :)

   Ok now hey you stop poking you want sex..

   "You don't marry the person you can live with...You Marry the person You cant live without!"

   What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? “Must be an earthquake.”

   The Killer in me is the Killer in you.

   wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call AT&T.

   A girls r like a mosquito: when it stops making a noise,you know it's up to something.