ANGELA Funny Status Messages

   if common sense was made out of chocolate you wouldnt have enought to fill a smartie...

   wonders “Why its called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky???”

   Its pretty sad I have to put parental controls on Google just to get pumpkin ideas.. Do not Google anything ending with "on a broom".

   aim for the moon, if you miss youll be among the stars"..then pressure & lack of o2 will make your as@hole explode out of your nostrils.

   I didnt fall for you...i tripped and fell cause your to ugly!!

   So when your sexting...do you get a phoner?

   How awkward do you think Prince William's stag is going to be when he realizes he's stuffing pictures of his Gran into a strippers thong?

   It's 2011, you think we would have toothpaste the doesn't ruin orange juice by now.

   If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

   Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.

   Excellent time to become a missing person.

   Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.

   Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

   I wonder what comes out when you vomit in a brita filter