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   messageicon Just remember that you don't own anything that won't burn.
←Rate | 04-10-2014 07:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the conversation gets too serious and uncomfortable, take your pants off.
←Rate | 04-10-2014 07:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see a drink written “non-alcoholic”, it makes me feel very violent.
←Rate | 04-11-2014 02:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A selfie a day keeps the daddy issues at bay
←Rate | 04-11-2014 13:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I'm not a good liar.
←Rate | 04-11-2014 13:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon People that think they know you better than you know yourself, is the reason why throat punching was invented
←Rate | 04-13-2014 14:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who tell you something then they say "nevermind" are the reason why I sometimes admire serial killers.
←Rate | 04-14-2014 13:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can only take selfies because I'm alonies
←Rate | 04-15-2014 12:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget the universe, think of how insignificant you are on Facebook.
←Rate | 04-15-2014 12:46 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon All you need to find true love is a gun, some rope and duct tape.
←Rate | 04-15-2014 13:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's okay to hate happy people.
←Rate | 04-15-2014 15:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you tried checking her purse for your balls?
←Rate | 04-16-2014 00:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Over thinking. Ruining great ideas since women began.
←Rate | 04-16-2014 01:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing saves money like being antisocial.
←Rate | 04-16-2014 13:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello 911? Yeah, my wife accidentally fell off a cruise ship 3 months ago
←Rate | 04-16-2014 14:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can I trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?
←Rate | 04-17-2014 05:16 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh...wow, my wife gives great hand jobs while she's sleeping.
←Rate | 04-17-2014 05:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at, "Why do people keep asking me,what kind meds am I on?"
←Rate | 04-17-2014 05:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not shy. I was just trying to not offend you. But if you insist...
←Rate | 04-17-2014 08:46 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon All of me wants none of you.
←Rate | 04-18-2014 05:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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