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Just remember that you don't own anything that won't burn.
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04-10-2014 07:11 by Baddie
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If the conversation gets too serious and uncomfortable, take your pants off.
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04-10-2014 07:39 by Baddie
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When I see a drink written “non-alcoholic”, it makes me feel very violent.
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04-11-2014 02:02 by Baddie
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A selfie a day keeps the daddy issues at bay
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04-11-2014 13:48 by Baddie
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I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I'm not a good liar.
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04-11-2014 13:57 by Baddie
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People that think they know you better than you know yourself, is the reason why throat punching was invented
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04-13-2014 14:43 by Baddie
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People who tell you something then they say "nevermind" are the reason why I sometimes admire serial killers.
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04-14-2014 13:01 by Baddie
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I can only take selfies because I'm alonies
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04-15-2014 12:44 by Baddie
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Forget the universe, think of how insignificant you are on Facebook.
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04-15-2014 12:46 by Baddie
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All you need to find true love is a gun, some rope and duct tape.
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04-15-2014 13:21 by Baddie
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It's okay to hate happy people.
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04-15-2014 15:20 by Baddie
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Have you tried checking her purse for your balls?
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04-16-2014 00:54 by Baddie
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Over thinking. Ruining great ideas since women began.
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04-16-2014 01:02 by Baddie
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Nothing saves money like being antisocial.
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04-16-2014 13:45 by Baddie
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Hello 911? Yeah, my wife accidentally fell off a cruise ship 3 months ago
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04-16-2014 14:23 by Baddie
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How can I trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?
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04-17-2014 05:16 by Baddie
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Oh...wow, my wife gives great hand jobs while she's sleeping.
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04-17-2014 05:35 by Baddie
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You had me at, "Why do people keep asking me,what kind meds am I on?"
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04-17-2014 05:38 by Baddie
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I'm not shy. I was just trying to not offend you. But if you insist...
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04-17-2014 08:46 by Baddie
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All of me wants none of you.
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04-18-2014 05:58 by Baddie
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