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my doctor told me to stay off alcohol until I’m done taking the meds he prescribed, he has 98 twitter followers, what does he even know?
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04-02-2014 09:24 by
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“are you f cuking kidding me” - me every two seconds at work.
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04-02-2014 13:23 by
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Women who build walls around yourselves, please consider putting in a gloryhole.
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04-02-2014 14:31 by
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Not now life... come back when I'm drunk.
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04-03-2014 14:35 by
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She's saving herself for marriage, I'm saving myself for divorce.
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04-04-2014 10:39 by
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I don't get drunk, I get able to tolerate other people.
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04-04-2014 10:42 by
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At my job I am forced to deal with more c unts than a gynecologist.
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04-04-2014 10:45 by
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Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
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04-04-2014 14:42 by
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Never bring a hangover to a wife fight.
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04-05-2014 12:23 by
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Me: honey, would you be psycho enough to murder my ass? Wife: "wear my thongs one more time and see what happens to you!"
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04-05-2014 13:57 by
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Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonald's; Not funny, grow up.
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04-07-2014 00:32 by
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It's not my fault that people don't appreciate the art of unpunctuality.
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04-07-2014 10:02 by
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"911, what's your emergency?" "DO ANIMALS NAME THEIR BABIES?"
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04-08-2014 00:52 by
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Sorry I buried the hatchet in your face.
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04-08-2014 01:36 by
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There were only 3 commandments until Moses' wife got involved.
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04-08-2014 01:44 by
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Babies are so cute because none of them are mine.
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04-08-2014 01:46 by
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If you have never fantasized about murdering me you've never been my girlfriend.
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04-08-2014 01:51 by
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Planning a wedding with your fiancé is good practice for divorce.
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04-09-2014 15:24 by
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Just one more drink and then I'm outta here" is one of my favorite lies.
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04-09-2014 15:26 by
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Somehow she tracked that fart back to me....and that's how I met your mother.
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04-10-2014 06:59 by
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