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   messageicon You look crazy, here's my ex's number.
←Rate | 03-26-2014 14:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything I can't have is overrated... including you.
←Rate | 03-26-2014 14:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Party like your intervention is tomorrow.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 14:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your hair smells like it wants pulling.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 15:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people should not have been given the ability to talk and breathe at the same time.
←Rate | 03-30-2014 11:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not now, kids. Daddy's arguing with people on the Internet
←Rate | 03-30-2014 15:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is your captain speaking, we're going to make a slight detour while I search for a Wifi signal
←Rate | 03-30-2014 15:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My morning prayer: Coffee, please gimme the strength I need to do stuff and put up with sh*t"
←Rate | 03-31-2014 09:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today.
←Rate | 03-31-2014 09:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jogging, or as I like to call it running from my problems.
←Rate | 03-31-2014 09:55 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,... why don't you ever smile in my pictures?
←Rate | 03-31-2014 10:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
←Rate | 03-31-2014 14:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have 3 options: (1) Kiss me. (2) I kiss you. (3) Chloroform.
←Rate | 03-31-2014 14:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there.
←Rate | 03-31-2014 15:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's really difficult to take your argument seriously with your extreme use of emoji's.
←Rate | 04-01-2014 00:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to get drunk white girl annoying tonight.
←Rate | 04-01-2014 00:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only fools fall in love, so today's the day!
←Rate | 04-01-2014 13:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed.
←Rate | 04-01-2014 14:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
←Rate | 04-01-2014 14:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm relationship intolerant.
←Rate | 04-01-2014 15:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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