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You look crazy, here's my ex's number.
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03-26-2014 14:01 by
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Everything I can't have is overrated... including you.
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03-26-2014 14:29 by
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Party like your intervention is tomorrow.
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03-29-2014 14:01 by
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Your hair smells like it wants pulling.
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03-29-2014 15:05 by
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Some people should not have been given the ability to talk and breathe at the same time.
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03-30-2014 11:15 by
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Not now, kids. Daddy's arguing with people on the Internet
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03-30-2014 15:02 by
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This is your captain speaking, we're going to make a slight detour while I search for a Wifi signal
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03-30-2014 15:06 by
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My morning prayer: Coffee, please gimme the strength I need to do stuff and put up with sh*t"
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03-31-2014 09:43 by
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Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today.
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03-31-2014 09:52 by
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Jogging, or as I like to call it running from my problems.
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03-31-2014 09:55 by
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Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,... why don't you ever smile in my pictures?
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03-31-2014 10:01 by
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I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
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03-31-2014 14:42 by
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You have 3 options: (1) Kiss me. (2) I kiss you. (3) Chloroform.
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03-31-2014 14:45 by
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Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there.
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03-31-2014 15:02 by
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It's really difficult to take your argument seriously with your extreme use of emoji's.
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04-01-2014 00:41 by
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I'm going to get drunk white girl annoying tonight.
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04-01-2014 00:58 by
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Only fools fall in love, so today's the day!
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04-01-2014 13:59 by
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My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed.
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04-01-2014 14:00 by
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It's like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
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04-01-2014 14:07 by
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I'm relationship intolerant.
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04-01-2014 15:06 by
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