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So, did he or did he not call the US justice system a disgrace? I'm so confused.
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11-01-2017 22:38
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For an 84 year old Chuck Grassley sure can exit a room quickly.
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11-02-2017 00:05
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So a team part of a red state wins the World Series? Interesting.
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11-02-2017 00:33 by
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Every time I try dating I get a new sister.
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11-02-2017 00:46 by
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The Astros are world series champs. And Dodgers dodge having to go to white house. So who's the real winner.
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11-02-2017 00:47
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If you make eye contact with yourself while brushing your teeth in the mirror you have to swallow.
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11-02-2017 01:30 by
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Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
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11-02-2017 02:01 by
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Harvey Weinstein has invited all the disappointed teenage Dodger fans to his home for jello shots and back rubs.....
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11-02-2017 02:13 by
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So the Houston Astros beat the Los Angeles Dodgers to win the World Series. Sort of reminds me fondly of last year's presidential election. (Red State beats Blue State).
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11-02-2017 08:26
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A woman started choking in the lineup at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register.
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11-02-2017 10:14
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Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "
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11-02-2017 12:14
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Just think, without microwave ovens, we couldn't drink 50 degree hot chocolate from a 500 degree mug!
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11-02-2017 12:30
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My wife just complimented me on my Alligator shoes. Problem is....I'm not wearing any shoes.
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11-02-2017 16:51
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The only true anonymous donor is the guy who knocked up your daughter.
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11-02-2017 17:14
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Just Thinking Again: Children in third world countries are now sporting brand new 2017 world series champion Dodgers apparel.
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11-02-2017 17:24 by
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The only correct answer to the question are you sleeping is no.
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11-02-2017 20:42 by
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Choked on my coffee this morning so I guess I'm done for my daily cardio.
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11-03-2017 01:25
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The Gluttony scene from Se7en really isn’t torture if you love spaghetti and want to die.
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11-03-2017 07:12
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Please stop trying to trick me into a conversation
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11-03-2017 07:14
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Over here is just as empty as Ivanka Trump women's empowerment speech in Tokyo.
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11-03-2017 08:00
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