Funny Status Messages

   That old pervert is gone

   From 10 to 250 and RISING.

   I see the same women that call Trump a pig..Praising Hugh Hefner tonight. I'll take stupid for $800 Alex

   Now that Hugh Hefner has passed away, do the bunnies get the house?

   Tic toc tic toc tic toc it will soon be MULLER TIME

   Who loves you more; your wife or your dog? Try this test: Lock both of them in the basement for 24 hours. The next day when you open the door, which one will be happy to see you? There's your answer.

   I raise my left hand in salute to you sir. RIP Hugh Hefner.

   Hugh Hefner dead at 91, Financial news, Kleenex is announcing profit lost for next year.

   One thing that I have noticed about conspiracy theories is that they all depend on the government perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find that government perpetrators are endlessly stupid.

   Technology today is a race between smart people striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof gadgets, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

   "Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy." -Me, leaving a family reunion.

   As a Disabled Veteran let me make my opinion very clear. If you take a knee during the National Anthem you are not disrespecting me. YOU ARE HONORING ME. I sacrificed for your freedom to make that choice.

   Hugh Heffner...the only person who we can truly say is not in a better place now...

   How fitting is it Hugh Hefner died on hump day

   you Americans have it SO WRONG ON YOUR AIRPLANES. I'm just saying!

   RIP Hugh Hefner. A remarkable life. Fans of his work are now doing something they’re quite accustomed to - grabbing a tissue.

   Ok, I've never thought much of Hugh Hefner, but you have to appreciate the irony. The creator of Playboy expires on a Wednesday-Hump Day.

   To honor Hugh Heffner, all erections will be at half staff today

   Me and Hugh Hefner had a lot in common................we both owned more than one bathrobe.

   Any man that dates me better have my beer ready when I get home like my cats do