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Dollar store pregnancy tests: For when you sorta wanta know
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03-18-2014 01:39 by
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I'm back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here.
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03-18-2014 13:44 by
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Being 'clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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03-18-2014 13:47 by
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I want to be loved like white guys love khaki shorts.
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03-18-2014 14:48 by
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I see dead people. No wait, I take that back. I see people I want dead.
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03-19-2014 04:15 by
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Ladies; If you friend zone me you have to at least change clothes in front of me like you would a gay guy. Them are the rules.
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03-19-2014 13:30 by
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Every time a vending machine eats your dollar that's just Jesus telling you that you're fat.
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03-19-2014 13:39 by
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I don’t understand ads on p0rn sites. like who is ever in the middle of jerking off then goes like “woah! that’s the new detergent?”
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03-19-2014 14:14 by
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How can I get on one of these disappearing planes?
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03-19-2014 14:26 by
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A toothbrush. If you let a woman bring one into your house, it’s no longer your house.
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03-20-2014 12:56 by
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People who only sleep with one pillow are the real terrorists.
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03-20-2014 13:00 by
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If you wear a tie with a short sleeve shirt you can walk into any RadioShack and start working.
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03-21-2014 13:46 by
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I go to a hair salon where you can get a hand job while you get your hair cut. It's your own hand though, and you have to be very discreet.
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03-22-2014 12:00 by
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My day has sucked so much I keep looking around to see if Rob Schneider is in it.
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03-22-2014 12:05 by
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All that glitters is not gold; its got daddy issues.
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03-22-2014 12:56 by
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies,probably because generally they are the same people!
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03-23-2014 10:44 by
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Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world. To get back from a woman.
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03-23-2014 11:12 by
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You know who else put mushrooms on their pizza? Hitler.
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03-24-2014 13:09 by
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In another dimension, I'm happy and sane. Please don't tell my wife.
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03-25-2014 14:46 by
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I have no problem expressing my feelings. *loads shotgun*
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03-25-2014 15:15 by
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