Funny Status Messages

   Why does everybody call it a "hot water heater?" It's really a cold water heater.

   It just occurred to me that Trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

   Hi Honey, Can you pick up a six pack of bud, and a taco Bill on your way back from the March....ry

   Trump got more fat women to take a walk in one day than Michell Obama did in 8 years

   C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.

   First day on the job and Trump is already focusing on the real issues, like argue with the media about how many people attended his inauguration.

   Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!

   I was part of the 30million women march. In November, we marching into voting booths across the country and elected Donald J. Trump as President of the United States of America. for

   Womens March was the largest gathering of people with disabilities in US history.

   Judging people by their race and sex is wrong. I wish you priveledged white men would get that!

   Trump: all these women outside Aide: Sir? Trump: I have my scores ready. When is the swimsuit competition?

   Republicans can now use their Trump (made in China) ties to hide their erections for the next four years!

   Trump hasn't tweeted the Launch Codes yet...So, far so good!

   Air Force One is a major downgrade for Trump! Will he stanhd for it?

   The real women's march takes place in New England when the Patriots take the field.

   It's not the hundreds of thousands of women that marched yesterday that impresses me... It's the hundreds of thousands of men at home, by themselves, who had to go without sandwiches the whole time... They're the real heroes!

   Hell hath no fury like a woman who didn't get an answer to the question you didn't hear her ask from upstairs

   Ok ladies, you've had your protest in Washington DC, enough, now get back to work, cleaning and cooking.

   Inauguration Day 2017 Gas $2.29 Dow 19,819 NASDAQ 5560.7 Unemployment 4.7% Posting this so it will come up in my memories in 2020.

   There's much better things in life than alcohol but alcohol compensates for not getting them.