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I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Scarlett Johansson" married. Or Jessica Alba Or Beyonce. Or Jennifer Aniston...
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03-06-2014 13:15 by
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Who are you going to believe - me, a husband and father with no criminal record, or some fancy HD security footage from Victoria's Secret?
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03-06-2014 13:34 by
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There's something about the way you could ruin my entire life that makes me want you. - WOMEN
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03-07-2014 14:00 by
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I assume people that unfollow/unfriend/delete/block me must have found Jesus.
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03-09-2014 12:41 by
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I don’t care what people think but women with tattoos are very sexy. Also women who have a heartbeat and women without d*cks are very sexy too.
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03-10-2014 13:02 by
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You had me at "I can't have children."
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03-10-2014 14:55 by
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The closest I've come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.
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03-11-2014 04:29 by
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You deserve an Oscar for your portrayal of someone pretending to be in a relationship!
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03-11-2014 14:32 by
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My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! What an idiot! Who threatens someone with a vacation???
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03-12-2014 13:43 by
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Officer: Is that cocaine? Me: I dunno, let me smell... (Boom! No evidence!)
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03-12-2014 14:33 by
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Be a lady until you're in the bedroom.. Or kitchen, living room, on the floor or against the wall. You know what, just be a lady in public.
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03-13-2014 12:46 by
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Dear spouse: When I said I needed more physical contact, I was not aiming for you to high five me whenever I walk by...
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03-13-2014 13:09 by
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Sometimes I can't remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines...I totally get it.
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03-13-2014 13:22 by
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What is it about your mother's basement that makes you so tough on the internet?
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03-14-2014 15:22 by
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Doing yoga has given me more respect for all the positions I've put women in.
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03-15-2014 11:39 by
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I only drink alcohol because there aren't enough ways to eat it.
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03-15-2014 12:42 by
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seriously bothered, one of my socks just keeps sinking into my shoe like it’s ashamed of being seen with me in public.
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03-17-2014 10:21 by
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Being alone with my thoughts always leads to masturbation.
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03-17-2014 13:36 by
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I only laugh halfway to the bank. That's when I remember I don't have an account. Then I cry all the way to the bar.
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03-18-2014 01:35 by
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Once she gets out of the 'spraying my face with mace' phase in our relationship she will get a better understanding of my love for her
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03-18-2014 01:38 by
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