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"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?? Barackoli.."
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12-06-2016 03:37
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Slow dancing with a fat person? That's like trying to move a refrigerator by yourself."
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12-06-2016 03:37
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I'm so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn.
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12-06-2016 07:48
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they are making new a fast and furious and a new transformers movie. any hope I had for 2017 being a good year has fast evaporated
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12-06-2016 12:30
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I should of went to the store before I gone to bed but I was to tired and I went to their to early and I was afraid I would loose to much sleep.
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12-06-2016 12:45 by
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Why go to all the holiday expense of visiting relatives in another state when you can stay at home and set yourself on fire for free?
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12-06-2016 13:08 by
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Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
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12-06-2016 13:12 by
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Based on this Target restroom, either not everyone is shaving off their pubes or they're shaving them off in here!
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12-06-2016 15:46
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Some people are the human equivalent of stomach cramps...
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12-06-2016 16:41
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Does anyone know WHY Waldo is hiding ?
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12-06-2016 18:09
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Can you be sued for malpractice if you're not really a Gynecologist ?
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12-06-2016 18:31
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Named my daughter after my mother in law. In fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow
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12-06-2016 19:34 by
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COWORKER: ...and so, my big toe got cut off.... ME:. *farts*.... Sorry, I'm lack-toes intolerant
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12-06-2016 19:55 by
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I ordered a genuine leather living room set from IKEA. They sent two cows, some logs and a book of instructions.
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12-07-2016 06:14 by
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Joker: I'm calling DHS, You're endangering a minor... Batman: He's my partner... Joker: Why's he in his underwear?.. Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
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12-07-2016 07:48 by
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My wrinkles are all from laughter. Except those between my eyebrows. Those are my 'WTF' lines and those things are deep.
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12-07-2016 10:54
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i don't want a girlfriend I want an accomplice
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12-07-2016 11:59 by
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Once again, I'm a distant runner-up for TIME magazine's 'Person Of The Year'. I'm beginning to think it's rigged...
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12-08-2016 01:25
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I'll be home for Christmas.....and in therapy by New Years.
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12-08-2016 09:12
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In high school, I wasn't the class clown. I was the class trapeze artist, because I was always suspended.
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