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   messageicon If she hesitates when you ask her to 'hide this in your panties' then she's not the one.
←Rate | 02-20-2014 13:55 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey fellas what's that called when your wife wakes up horny? Never. It's called never.
←Rate | 02-21-2014 08:13 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Look lady, if you don't want me staring at your ass in public, let's go back to my place.
←Rate | 02-21-2014 08:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dentist just spent an hour in my mouth. So I get it girls, I get it.
←Rate | 02-21-2014 08:30 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't die at the end of your Facebook movie, I'm not interested.
←Rate | 02-21-2014 13:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How am I supposed to show a girl I like her, if I can't even make her a mix tape anymore?
←Rate | 02-24-2014 13:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I jerked off to Poison for almost a year before I found out they were dudes. And then for like another 3 months.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 12:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're a good enough cook, fat people will let you pet them while they're eating.
←Rate | 02-27-2014 08:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer is good but beers are better.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 11:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You lost me at "Sir, we need your social security number to run a credit check"
←Rate | 02-28-2014 13:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I farted in Walmart and the lady next to me asked what kind of perfume I was wearing
←Rate | 02-28-2014 13:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a gorgeous Thai woman on the subway today. I kept thinking, "don't get an erection, don't get an erection," but then she did.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 13:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only benefit to getting up early is being the a$$hole who tells everyone how early he got up.
←Rate | 03-02-2014 09:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every Steven Seagal movie is 90 minutes of me looking for the remote to change the damn channel.
←Rate | 03-02-2014 13:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell her you'll change. B*tches love change. Just ask Obama.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 13:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls that are 16 and pregnant may look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 13:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon She's not a slut, you guys... She just doesn't want anyone to feel left out.
←Rate | 03-05-2014 12:52 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Couples who wear matching clothes should be stabbed with matching knives.
←Rate | 03-05-2014 13:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea, I'm not black.
←Rate | 03-06-2014 11:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spelling is not my best subject but I'm great at meth
←Rate | 03-06-2014 11:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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