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   messageicon Hey you ok? I haven't seen you post a selife in like 5 minutes.
←Rate | 02-11-2014 13:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still trying to figure out my wife's logic from an argument we had in 2003.
←Rate | 02-12-2014 05:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom then you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
←Rate | 02-12-2014 05:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to avoid getting fired is to avoid getting hired.
←Rate | 02-12-2014 12:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey husbands, only 2 more days to get your wife a gift for Valentine's Day so she can be less angry at you for about 3 hours.
←Rate | 02-12-2014 12:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe I haven't ruined somebody's day yet.
←Rate | 02-12-2014 12:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon At my job interview today the guy said, "You're shaking, don't be so nervous." So I told him, "Oh, I'm not nervous, I'm an alcoholic."
←Rate | 02-12-2014 12:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no straight way to wash a cucumber.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 11:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think women like flowers, they just like seeing how dumb men are "this guy is actually spending money to buy a plant we won't eat?"
←Rate | 02-14-2014 13:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not my fault I have a double-chin...when God was giving out chins..I thought he said Gin so I said I'll have a double.
←Rate | 02-15-2014 13:31 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies; Don't listen to a man who says he can tell your temperature with his pen*s. It's fun, but inaccurate.
←Rate | 02-15-2014 13:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't want Shia LaBeouf to stop making films because he might start working in a McDonald's near me and I don't want him touching my food.
←Rate | 02-15-2014 23:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aren't you too fat to be this rude?
←Rate | 02-17-2014 11:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I mispronounced your baby's name you made up.
←Rate | 02-17-2014 12:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time someone tells me “you have a good handshake.” I reply with “you can thank my pen*s for that.”
←Rate | 02-18-2014 08:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Introduce me to your parents at your own risk.
←Rate | 02-18-2014 08:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many white girls does it take to change a light bulb? I have no clue, but I guarantee they'll post a picture of it on Instagram.
←Rate | 02-18-2014 12:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I'm saying, ladies, is if you're looking for a guy how about collecting snacks instead of cats.
←Rate | 02-18-2014 13:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife.
←Rate | 02-18-2014 21:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe I used to talk to people.
←Rate | 02-19-2014 13:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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