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   messageicon Blacking out is the ultimate in relaxation.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 03:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The great thing about hanging up on someone is you can no longer hear them talking.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 03:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't be with the one you love, tolerate the one you're with.
←Rate | 01-26-2014 10:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby, Baby, Baby, NOOOOOOOO! - Bieber's first night in jail
←Rate | 01-26-2014 11:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there is a hell, I already know that I'm going there. So at this point of my life, it's really go big or go home.
←Rate | 01-28-2014 07:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with your relationship is, you're in a relationship.
←Rate | 01-29-2014 01:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know how the Canadian anthem isn't just people apologizing.
←Rate | 01-29-2014 14:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber Charged With Criminal Assault of a limo driver! He commits a criminal assault every time he sings.
←Rate | 01-31-2014 03:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon That's a nice tribal tattoo you have there, caucasian man... or should I refer to your Native American name 'Man That Paddles Douche Canoe'
←Rate | 02-01-2014 14:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep eating your french fries with a fork, psycho.
←Rate | 02-01-2014 14:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you own a dog that can fit inside a handbag, you don't own a dog ... or even a pet. You own a fashion accessory that sh*ts a lot.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 11:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I lied about being on the pill and now you are connected to me until you die. - WOMEN
←Rate | 02-03-2014 14:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 12:56 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am woman, hear me Blah, Blah, Blah.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 13:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 13:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long does someone have to be in a coma before you can eat their fries?
←Rate | 02-06-2014 14:31 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I knew my girlfriend was getting fat once she started fitting into my wife's clothes.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 00:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You make me want to stop wearing the same jeans 3 days in a row.
←Rate | 02-10-2014 01:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not about the chase, it's about the kill
←Rate | 02-10-2014 01:51 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll just admire you from afar.. Or 500ft. That's what this paper says.
←Rate | 02-10-2014 01:55 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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