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Blacking out is the ultimate in relaxation.
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01-25-2014 03:34 by Baddie
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The great thing about hanging up on someone is you can no longer hear them talking.
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01-25-2014 03:36 by Baddie
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If you can't be with the one you love, tolerate the one you're with.
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01-26-2014 10:53 by Baddie
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Baby, Baby, Baby, NOOOOOOOO! - Bieber's first night in jail
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01-26-2014 11:21 by Baddie
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If there is a hell, I already know that I'm going there. So at this point of my life, it's really go big or go home.
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01-28-2014 07:12 by Baddie
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The problem with your relationship is, you're in a relationship.
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01-29-2014 01:45 by Baddie
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I don't know how the Canadian anthem isn't just people apologizing.
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01-29-2014 14:19 by Baddie
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Justin Bieber Charged With Criminal Assault of a limo driver! He commits a criminal assault every time he sings.
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01-31-2014 03:04 by Baddie
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That's a nice tribal tattoo you have there, caucasian man... or should I refer to your Native American name 'Man That Paddles Douche Canoe'
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02-01-2014 14:25 by Baddie
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Keep eating your french fries with a fork, psycho.
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02-01-2014 14:29 by Baddie
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If you own a dog that can fit inside a handbag, you don't own a dog ... or even a pet. You own a fashion accessory that sh*ts a lot.
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02-03-2014 11:57 by Baddie
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Sorry I lied about being on the pill and now you are connected to me until you die. - WOMEN
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02-03-2014 14:39 by Baddie
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My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again.
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02-04-2014 12:56 by Baddie
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I am woman, hear me Blah, Blah, Blah.
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02-04-2014 13:26 by Baddie
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I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes.
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02-04-2014 13:29 by Baddie
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How long does someone have to be in a coma before you can eat their fries?
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02-06-2014 14:31 by Baddie
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I knew my girlfriend was getting fat once she started fitting into my wife's clothes.
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02-07-2014 00:04 by Baddie
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You make me want to stop wearing the same jeans 3 days in a row.
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02-10-2014 01:44 by Baddie
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It's not about the chase, it's about the kill
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02-10-2014 01:51 by Baddie
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I'll just admire you from afar.. Or 500ft. That's what this paper says.
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02-10-2014 01:55 by Baddie
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