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   messageicon You had me at tubes tied.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 08:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about being single is only having to say "I'm sorry" to the dog or cat.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 08:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 00:56 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon People without profile pictures are terrorists.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 12:24 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't love someone so much that you stop watching p 0rn!
←Rate | 01-10-2014 08:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people call me sexist. Some of my closest friends belong in the kitchen.
←Rate | 01-11-2014 01:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl in yoga pants not talking on the phone. Hope she's ok.
←Rate | 01-11-2014 01:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are Tyler Perry movies some kind of punishment for slavery?
←Rate | 01-11-2014 11:04 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Relationship status: everything sounds like "marry me" through duct tape
←Rate | 01-13-2014 13:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon All cursive neck tattoos should just say ‘child support.
←Rate | 01-13-2014 13:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give a white girl a fish and she'll freak out because fish are gross. Teach a white girl to fish and she'll be like "but I want Starbucks"
←Rate | 01-13-2014 14:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time it hurts when I pee I think of you. - coming up with romantic valentine's day message is hard you guys.
←Rate | 01-14-2014 13:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A nal – Because some women understand a week is too long for a man to wait.
←Rate | 01-15-2014 14:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Work is really getting in the way of me going home and drinking wine in my underwear.
←Rate | 01-15-2014 14:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her phone display is brighter than her future.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 09:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tip of the day: Don't piss off anyone who has unlimited access to your toothbrush.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 09:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a stalker; but you should wipe from front to back.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 10:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to have an attitude problem. I broke up with her about a year ago.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 10:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite part of the bible is the part where that old guy is like "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
←Rate | 01-23-2014 11:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what it’s like to sleep with a woman who has standards.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 01:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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