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You had me at tubes tied.
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01-08-2014 08:08 by
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The best part about being single is only having to say "I'm sorry" to the dog or cat.
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01-08-2014 08:20 by
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In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.
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01-09-2014 00:56 by
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People without profile pictures are terrorists.
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01-09-2014 12:24 by
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Don't love someone so much that you stop watching p 0rn!
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01-10-2014 08:13 by
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I hate it when people call me sexist. Some of my closest friends belong in the kitchen.
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01-11-2014 01:15 by
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A girl in yoga pants not talking on the phone. Hope she's ok.
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01-11-2014 01:17 by
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Are Tyler Perry movies some kind of punishment for slavery?
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01-11-2014 11:04 by
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Relationship status: everything sounds like "marry me" through duct tape
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01-13-2014 13:13 by
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All cursive neck tattoos should just say ‘child support.
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01-13-2014 13:47 by
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Give a white girl a fish and she'll freak out because fish are gross. Teach a white girl to fish and she'll be like "but I want Starbucks"
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01-13-2014 14:01 by
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Every time it hurts when I pee I think of you. - coming up with romantic valentine's day message is hard you guys.
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01-14-2014 13:04 by
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A nal – Because some women understand a week is too long for a man to wait.
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01-15-2014 14:32 by
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Work is really getting in the way of me going home and drinking wine in my underwear.
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01-15-2014 14:38 by
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Her phone display is brighter than her future.
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01-19-2014 09:20 by
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Tip of the day: Don't piss off anyone who has unlimited access to your toothbrush.
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01-19-2014 09:35 by
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I'm not a stalker; but you should wipe from front to back.
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01-19-2014 10:06 by
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I used to have an attitude problem. I broke up with her about a year ago.
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01-19-2014 10:41 by
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My favorite part of the bible is the part where that old guy is like "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
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01-23-2014 11:54 by
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I wonder what it’s like to sleep with a woman who has standards.
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01-25-2014 01:47 by
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