Yoda Funny Status Messages

   When is "White History" month?

   Wanna know about people you don't need in you life? Post something with a misspelling and see how fast they "must" correct you

   "Reverse cowgirl"… So you don't have to experience morning breath

   Sure, I'll show up at your vegetarian Halloween Party... I'll be coming as the invisible man....

   Today's yoga position is called "the underpaid employee"... It involves bending over and kissing ass at the same time.

   Today I identify as someone on welfare, so I don't have to go to work right?

   Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else!

   In other news… Elon musk is now going to also buy McDonald’s so he can fix all the ice cream machines

   Shout out to the person Who is the first to say they’re going home and breaks the seal for the rest of the guests to be like “Gyess we will head out also” Jest sayin

   I hate it when TV shows say "Adult Content" but then don't show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after the kids... jest sayin

   After 40 years of marriage will gay guys call their spouse the old balls and chain?

   This recipe calls for leftover bacon… Might as well be asking for dragon tenderloin or Bigfoot steaks… jest sayin