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   messageicon Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 00:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd think my neighbors could have the decency to ignore me back.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 00:44 by Baddie Comments (2)  


   messageicon Baby, I'll respect you in the morning if you leave tonight.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 05:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by all these mosquitos passed out and puking on my chest, I've had too much tequila.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 05:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be glad when it's warm enough to pee outside!
←Rate | 12-15-2013 12:31 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the women who use their brains to get what they want. Put your pu ssy away Miss, its not a currency.
←Rate | 12-17-2013 11:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most of my relationships have been long distance on account of all of the restraining orders.
←Rate | 12-19-2013 12:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss you like Michael J Fox misses soup
←Rate | 12-20-2013 11:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk.
←Rate | 12-21-2013 15:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do these guys with premature ejaculation problems just come out of nowhere.
←Rate | 12-25-2013 09:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes he's just the pizza delivery guy. But with a little chloroform & some quality time in the basement I'm positive we'll be best friends.
←Rate | 12-26-2013 10:30 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I show people I love them by not spending time with them. It’s the best thing I can offer.
←Rate | 12-26-2013 12:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at, "we'll make it look like an accident."
←Rate | 12-26-2013 13:30 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's sexy when a woman wears nothing but a long shirt to bed, it's sexier when she doesn't see you watching from the tree outside her window
←Rate | 12-30-2013 13:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families.
←Rate | 12-31-2013 10:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I came, I saw, I screamed "How the hell do I get out of here?"
←Rate | 01-06-2014 12:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time Rodman visits his friend KIM in North Korea, just don't let him back into USA. Problem solved.
←Rate | 01-07-2014 12:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't borrow my phone because you might go through my contacts and see what I really call you.
←Rate | 01-07-2014 12:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not really interested in a one-night stand. An hour, two tops, will suffice.
←Rate | 01-07-2014 13:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm impressed with how much passive aggression a woman can pack into the letter "k."
←Rate | 01-07-2014 13:55 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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