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Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas.
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12-13-2013 00:37 by Baddie
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You'd think my neighbors could have the decency to ignore me back.
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12-13-2013 00:44 by Baddie
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Baby, I'll respect you in the morning if you leave tonight.
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12-15-2013 05:11 by Baddie
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Judging by all these mosquitos passed out and puking on my chest, I've had too much tequila.
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12-15-2013 05:15 by Baddie
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I'll be glad when it's warm enough to pee outside!
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12-15-2013 12:31 by Baddie
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Shout out to all the women who use their brains to get what they want. Put your pu ssy away Miss, its not a currency.
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12-17-2013 11:52 by Baddie
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Most of my relationships have been long distance on account of all of the restraining orders.
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12-19-2013 12:01 by Baddie
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I miss you like Michael J Fox misses soup
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12-20-2013 11:23 by Baddie
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Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk.
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12-21-2013 15:01 by Baddie
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Why do these guys with premature ejaculation problems just come out of nowhere.
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12-25-2013 09:10 by Baddie
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Yes he's just the pizza delivery guy. But with a little chloroform & some quality time in the basement I'm positive we'll be best friends.
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12-26-2013 10:30 by Baddie
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I show people I love them by not spending time with them. It’s the best thing I can offer.
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12-26-2013 12:41 by Baddie
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You had me at, "we'll make it look like an accident."
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12-26-2013 13:30 by Baddie
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It's sexy when a woman wears nothing but a long shirt to bed, it's sexier when she doesn't see you watching from the tree outside her window
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12-30-2013 13:11 by Baddie
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I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families.
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12-31-2013 10:13 by Baddie
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I came, I saw, I screamed "How the hell do I get out of here?"
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01-06-2014 12:45 by Baddie
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Next time Rodman visits his friend KIM in North Korea, just don't let him back into USA. Problem solved.
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01-07-2014 12:12 by Baddie
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You can't borrow my phone because you might go through my contacts and see what I really call you.
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01-07-2014 12:57 by Baddie
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I'm not really interested in a one-night stand. An hour, two tops, will suffice.
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01-07-2014 13:32 by Baddie
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I'm impressed with how much passive aggression a woman can pack into the letter "k."
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01-07-2014 13:55 by Baddie
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