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You haven't lived until you've had an 80 year old white woman push past you at the liquor store and call you a "f aggot"
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11-23-2013 09:19 by
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I accidentally shot my wife on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke.
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11-23-2013 09:31 by
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Apparently a seizure isn't a challenge to a dance-off.
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11-23-2013 10:40 by
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A couple of my neighbors still occassionally say Hello to me. Apparently I'm doing something wrong
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11-24-2013 09:05 by
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The only time a man should dance is when another man is shooting at his feet.
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11-27-2013 06:54 by
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"So what qualities do you think qualify you for this job?" "I'm an idiot" "You can join today" *How managers are hired*
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11-27-2013 08:27 by
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My wife says she is going to leave me if I don't stop drinking so much. See? There are benefits to being an alcoholic.
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11-27-2013 08:32 by
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If your bellybutton jewelry touches the person you’re hugging before you do…you shouldn’t have bellybutton jewelry.
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11-27-2013 12:03 by
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Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach obviously never had a blow job.
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11-28-2013 13:40 by
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My daughter just said when she grows up she wants to marry someone just like me. Now I can't stop crying.
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11-30-2013 12:32 by
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it spelled Beiber or Bieber? I want this death threat to sound legit.
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11-30-2013 13:04 by
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Some say chivalry is dead, but given the number of times I've held in a fart while getting a blow job, I'd say chivalry is alive & well.
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11-30-2013 14:16 by
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You can't spell "housewife" without "ho."
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12-02-2013 06:44 by
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gonna try out a new yoga position alone in my bed tonight it's called the bermuda cryangle
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12-04-2013 13:47 by
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Kids, stay in school so you can afford better weed.
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12-05-2013 02:18 by
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Apparently it's frowned upon to bring beer to a search party.
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12-05-2013 07:13 by
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I separate women into two categories: 1. Women I would have sex with. 2. Dudes.
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12-06-2013 06:15 by
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You mean as much to me as error reports do to Microsoft.
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12-06-2013 12:12 by
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My tolerance for alcohol is way higher than my tolerance for people
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12-06-2013 13:52 by
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This woman at the mall doesn't even seem to care that I found a lump on her breast that she didn't know about.
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12-11-2013 08:13 by
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