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I love gas stations that sell fireworks, that's like prostitutes that sell rope and shovels
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10-17-2013 12:36 by
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Angry sex is way better than an angry blow job.
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10-18-2013 02:52 by
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My wife likes to talk during sex. Stuff like: "Why is the bathroom door locked?!?" and "What are you doing in there?"
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10-18-2013 02:53 by
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Michael Jackson has been dead a long time but moonwalking still makes people uncomfortable at children's parties.
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10-23-2013 05:15 by
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Anything that says, don't take with alcohol, I'm probably gonna take it with alcohol. That's how you make medicine fun, kids.
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10-26-2013 08:10 by
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Siri, when is Jesus coming back?
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11-01-2013 15:55 by
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Picture someone robbing you. Congratulations you're a racist.
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11-02-2013 15:57 by
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My GF asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.
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11-04-2013 10:36 by
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Took a girl to starbucks because I forgot her name!
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11-06-2013 08:16 by
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I'm actually a pretty normal person when you ignore the faint cries for help coming from my basement.
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11-06-2013 11:44 by
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Shia LaBeouf sounds like something a french person would say after a rotten fart.
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11-07-2013 06:21 by
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Not to brag but my coworkers spend alot of time hiding from me.
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11-08-2013 14:49 by
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My relationships are like fat girls. They NEVER workout.
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11-11-2013 01:16 by
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Miley Cyrus is not unique. I have been having full body spasms and licking random objects for decades.
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11-12-2013 01:12 by
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In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.
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11-18-2013 12:50 by
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Kanye West spoke at Harvard, just in case you were wondering about the direction of the country.
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11-18-2013 13:02 by
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My condoms are expiring soon... Ladies
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11-19-2013 12:12 by
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Who's in charge of the Facebook awards this year? I have a few names to submit for the "most likely to commit bestiality" category.
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11-20-2013 12:26 by
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Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention.
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11-21-2013 12:31 by
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Everything happens for a reason. For instance: You're on fire because I don't like you.
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11-22-2013 12:00 by
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