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   messageicon I know just enough Spanish to buy the drugs I like.
←Rate | 09-21-2013 14:03 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a bear attack, hold your hands up and approach calmly. Palm strike to the sternum. You're attacking a bear now.
←Rate | 09-26-2013 15:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No guy named Larry was ever a baby. They actually walk out of their mothers womb with receding hairlines in sandals with socks
←Rate | 09-26-2013 15:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. Except Chris Brown.
←Rate | 09-26-2013 15:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's almost as if Kanye West doesn't realize his girlfriend actually made and distributed p orn.
←Rate | 09-28-2013 15:16 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit.
←Rate | 09-29-2013 13:03 by Baddie Comments (2)  


   messageicon My wife finally got a "Brazilian". He seems nice.
←Rate | 09-29-2013 13:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, we don't really want a sandwich after sex, we just want you to get out of the bed so we can go to sleep
←Rate | 09-29-2013 13:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll have what she's shaving.
←Rate | 09-30-2013 14:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men get more attractive with age. Women...well they just let you put it in more places.
←Rate | 10-02-2013 02:30 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
←Rate | 10-02-2013 04:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see your "Restraining order" and raise you a "high powered telescope"
←Rate | 10-02-2013 04:50 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet even Bill Gates doesn't use BING when no one is looking.
←Rate | 10-02-2013 06:50 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking the woman with 4 kids on leashes at Walmart should probably stop buying her condoms at Walmart.
←Rate | 10-03-2013 09:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My father of the year hopes and dreams were crushed the moment I joined Facebook.
←Rate | 10-03-2013 13:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon People that are happy, keep that sh*t between you and your drug dealer, no one else cares
←Rate | 10-07-2013 12:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single mothers must make the toughest decisions every day. Decisions like "Which children's toy is giving up its batteries for mommy?"
←Rate | 10-07-2013 12:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Lady in a Hummer at the next pump was b*tching about gas prices on a gold iPhone holding a Starbucks. Long story short I need bail money.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 02:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: Next time you shake a man's hand just remember you're really shaking his d*ck's best friend.
←Rate | 10-15-2013 12:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back, start dating her best friend.
←Rate | 10-15-2013 12:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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