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I know just enough Spanish to buy the drugs I like.
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09-21-2013 14:03 by
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In a bear attack, hold your hands up and approach calmly. Palm strike to the sternum. You're attacking a bear now.
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09-26-2013 15:12 by
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No guy named Larry was ever a baby. They actually walk out of their mothers womb with receding hairlines in sandals with socks
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09-26-2013 15:28 by
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Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. Except Chris Brown.
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09-26-2013 15:32 by
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It's almost as if Kanye West doesn't realize his girlfriend actually made and distributed p orn.
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09-28-2013 15:16 by
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Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit.
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09-29-2013 13:03 by
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My wife finally got a "Brazilian". He seems nice.
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09-29-2013 13:04 by
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Ladies, we don't really want a sandwich after sex, we just want you to get out of the bed so we can go to sleep
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09-29-2013 13:10 by
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I'll have what she's shaving.
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09-30-2013 14:02 by
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Men get more attractive with age. Women...well they just let you put it in more places.
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10-02-2013 02:30 by
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There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
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10-02-2013 04:39 by
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I see your "Restraining order" and raise you a "high powered telescope"
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10-02-2013 04:50 by
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I bet even Bill Gates doesn't use BING when no one is looking.
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10-02-2013 06:50 by
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I'm thinking the woman with 4 kids on leashes at Walmart should probably stop buying her condoms at Walmart.
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10-03-2013 09:18 by
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My father of the year hopes and dreams were crushed the moment I joined Facebook.
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10-03-2013 13:42 by
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People that are happy, keep that sh*t between you and your drug dealer, no one else cares
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10-07-2013 12:37 by
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Single mothers must make the toughest decisions every day. Decisions like "Which children's toy is giving up its batteries for mommy?"
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10-07-2013 12:40 by
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This Lady in a Hummer at the next pump was b*tching about gas prices on a gold iPhone holding a Starbucks. Long story short I need bail money.
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10-08-2013 02:53 by
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Ladies: Next time you shake a man's hand just remember you're really shaking his d*ck's best friend.
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10-15-2013 12:32 by
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If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back, start dating her best friend.
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10-15-2013 12:45 by
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