Czovczov Funny Status Messages

   Trump is the Kanye West of white folks.

   We are about two elections away from deciding President by monster truck rally or burping contest.

   Yikes. don't google "cream pies", google "cream pie recipes"

   Only if some people knew how silly, stupid and ridiculous they look while holding a selfie stick...

   Ben Carson endorsing Donald Trump is like Ambien endorsing Cyanide.

   "I'm turning over a new leaf" -Adam telling Eve that he's seeing another woman

   the Republican Presidential race sounds as substantial as Keeping up with the Kardashians.

   My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support

   This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

   Well, if you're going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.

   Let's make humility great again.