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   messageicon A good rule of thumb is to take the amount of trust you have in someone's knowledge and decrease it by 15% for each tooth they're missing.
←Rate | 09-08-2013 05:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A young boy comes home from school one day and says, "Mommy! What's a lesbian?" She replied, "Ask your father when she gets home!"
←Rate | 09-08-2013 08:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 years ago I met my wife, the love of my life and my baby momma. It was awkward at first, but they all seem to be getting along now.
←Rate | 09-09-2013 14:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey ladies breastfeeding in public, why don't you ever smile in my pictures?
←Rate | 09-10-2013 12:33 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish more people were fluent in silence.
←Rate | 09-10-2013 14:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it.
←Rate | 09-12-2013 13:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I confused sexual tension with regular tension and got us both fired.
←Rate | 09-12-2013 14:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at "do we need to stop at the liquor store on the way to your place"
←Rate | 09-13-2013 13:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I spilled beer on your baby.
←Rate | 09-13-2013 13:24 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon HER: This is an emergency, so its women and children first! ME: Lady, it's just a breakfast buffet...
←Rate | 09-13-2013 14:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swallowed my pride once and it tasted like Vodka.
←Rate | 09-14-2013 11:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it curious that Kermit sings about how hard it is being green but nothing about screwing a pig.
←Rate | 09-16-2013 12:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber has grown a mustache. His transformation into a teenage mexican girl is now complete.
←Rate | 09-17-2013 02:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still trying to figure out how that guy with a neck tattoo in that p orn I watched earlier got employed at a law firm.
←Rate | 09-17-2013 13:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife's safe word is: we have 5 kids
←Rate | 09-18-2013 01:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't want to sound like an alarmist, but I just saw Karma buying a 15 inch strap-on.
←Rate | 09-18-2013 01:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like belts; If it's not tight enough, move it to another hole.
←Rate | 09-18-2013 13:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies stop worrying about the quickest way to a mans heart and just give him a blow job already.
←Rate | 09-20-2013 12:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You call it stalking, I call it stalking. SEE HOW MUCH WE HAVE IN COMMON WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU
←Rate | 09-21-2013 09:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Got any drugs or alcohol on you?" "yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"
←Rate | 09-21-2013 10:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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