trump Funny Status Messages

   If there's one person on the planet capable of rejecting President Trump's requests (without enduring the wrath of his Twitter fury), it's Melania Trump.

   When a double agent goes rogue. At long last looks like Trump has turned on his Russian handlers.

   In your face Putin. Right in your stupid face. Go Trump!! Show Putin who the real boss is.

   What a great interview on ABC. I especially loved it when James Comey says President Trump is a serial liar, treats women like “meat” and is a “stain” on all who work for him. Greatest show ever!

   The only way I would jump off the Trump train is if I find out he had sex with Hillary.

   I'll be back soon. I have to go to the bathroom and take a massive Trump.

   Trump has repeatedly broken at least 4 of the 10 commandments: Adultery, theft, dishonesty, and coveting. Doesn't read the bible, go to church, ask for forgiveness from God, or repent. Yet the evangelical support him against the will of God.

   Trump said that nobody has been tougher on Russia than him. And also, he says he's been a good and faithful husband.

   You know you're brainwashed when Donald Trump and FOX News have you convinced that the FBI are the bad guys and Russia are the good guys.

   I hate to admit it, but Trump is no good at being President. He can't do a simple task of uniting the people together.

   Melania Trump to have first state dinner by herself. Hmmmmmm, interesting.....

   After a news briefing outside the white house. trump and president Macron walked away holding hands. What's up with that

   Trump: Once stated in a speech "If you are innocent, why would you take the 5th amendnent." So he must think his lawyer Cohen is guilty.

   Now Kim Kardashian asks Trump to pardon her drug dealing grandmother. There is indeed method to Kanye West's madness.

   Trump needs to stop worrying about Mueller and start worrying about Giuliani

   Trump said the Iran agreement was the worst deal ever...... Guess he forgot his $130,000 deal with Stormy

   Trump is such a horrible politician. I can't believe that he's actually doing what he promised he would do before the election.

   In Trump's opinion, his staff member who made fun of John McCain's terminal illness isn't a "traitor," but the people who told the press about it are.

   I don't think trump had any collusion with the russians...... He's not that smart.

   If your kid graduates high school you were smart and voted for Trump.