love Funny Status Messages

   I'm a lover not a fighter, but I will fight for what I love

   I'm a fighter not a lover, but I will love for what I fought.

   Though I love and embrace all the cultures of the world, I still have to laugh when the guy at the customer service center in India says "What's up, bro? My name's Dave. How's it going?"

   Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts.

   The difference between making love and f*cking is the condition of the furniture afterward.

   I love women's mentality "I said 'leave and never come back' but all I really want is you to stand outside my window throwing pebbles screaming 'I'm in love with you'!" - Taylor Swift

   Peggy - "Tell me you love me, Al - "I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."

   Who needs love when you've got a gun?

   I know I love you because I fight most with the people I love – is the biggest bullsh*t ever.

   everybody hates it when their job blows...but love it the other way round.

   Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love?

   Love is Love and Sex is Sex. You don't need to be in love to have sex but you need good sex to stay in love. Some people's sex will make you fall in love.

   Love is like your shadow...the more steps you make towards it the further it moves away from you...but yet it follows you around your whole life.

   They say you never forget your first love and it's true, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about beer.

   I love being called silly, strange, weird, different, odd, etc. I always take it as a compliment.

   I think the bird of love is the dove. My husband thinks it's the Swallow

   they say the taste of love is sweet. That's bullsh!t everyone knows it's salty.

   If the Dove is the bird of love, then the bird of birth control is the Swallow.

   Love my new job. It's at a work free drug place.

   Sad 60's Self Realization:Most of the people who used to call you a Space Cowboy, a Gangster of Love, and Maurice now call you a Sad Hippie Has-Been.