trump Funny Status Messages

   I lived through Obama. You'll live through Trump.

   I bet you Trump pronounces the country 'Niger' with an extra "g" in the middle.

   Donald Trump drinks water the same way squirrels eat nutz.

   This Thanksgiving, comedians, especially Alec Baldwin, should give thanks for Trump.

   White house report: Trump to pardon himself this week........ oh ! My mistake, it's a real turkey to be pardon.

   Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.

   Trump is telling 59,000 Haitians, currently living legally in the United States, to self-deport. Whats even more mind boggling is you people see nothing wrong with that? Why is he on a mission to target blacks???

   Trump dies one good deed and he wants an Oscar for his performance. Whatever happened to staying humble?

   After the Lavar Ball incidence, I now understand why Trump hates blacks.

   BREAKING: NINTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS OVERTURNS TRUMP'S TURKEY PARDONS.

   I am fully prepared to replace Donald Trump with the guy who says dilly dilly in the beer commercials

   President Trump has golden hair like the Golden Child of mythic olden tales. Like, everything that he touches turns to gold. #GoldenPOTUS

   You can’t say that President Trump hasn’t Tweeted you well.

   Rosie O’Donnell Announced she would not be wearing Ivanka Trump clothing brand. Don’t worry Rosie. They don’t come in your size anyways.

   The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.

   And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight… A Merry Trumpness to All, and to All a Trump Night!

   "I'm, like, really smart." - Donald Trump, 45th POTUS. I'm glad he cleared that up, because he had the whole world fooled.

   Donald J. Trump. The "J" stands for genius.

   "O say can you something something" - Donald Trump singing our National Anthem.

   Question of the day: Do people eat Tide Pods because Trump is president, or is Trump president because people are dumb enough to eat Tide Pods?