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If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less.
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07-15-2013 14:57 by
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I'm "used to get kicked off the internet when the house phone rang" years old.
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07-16-2013 02:00 by
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Ran into the girl who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car.
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07-16-2013 02:00 by
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It must be nice for boring people, they can just think themselves to sleep.
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07-16-2013 02:19 by
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When I say I'm going to "woo" you, it's a reference to my love for John Woo films, so I'll be punching you & throwing doves in your face.
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07-16-2013 12:09 by
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It's called mankind because womanmean just sounded too obvious.
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07-16-2013 12:14 by
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Being white has its disadvantages too, you know. It can be super hard to find a rap song on iTunes when you spell all the words correctly.
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07-16-2013 12:36 by
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Sometimes when I shower I accidentally use conditioner first, and then shampoo so spare me your problems Egypt.
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07-16-2013 12:39 by
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Ladies; If the first date is going really well you should probably bring up marriage so he knows you're serious about him.
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07-16-2013 15:52 by
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You'd think the liquor store cashier could at least PRETEND not to recognize me.
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07-17-2013 12:35 by
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Misery loves company. And bars, and drinking, and drugs, and barely consensual rough sex with strangers. Misery has all the fun.
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07-17-2013 12:42 by
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Apparently going to coffee with your friends and coming back drunk is frown upon by management .
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07-17-2013 12:51 by
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My last thought in life will probably be ” I wonder what happens if I touch this?”
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07-18-2013 11:55 by
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When cutting my cocaine I always use my medical insurance card. It just feels right.
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07-18-2013 14:43 by
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90% of my life is regrettably trying to get out of conversations I got myself into.
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07-19-2013 12:17 by
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Growing up into an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life.
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07-20-2013 07:47 by
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Golf - Because even douchebags need fresh air too.
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07-20-2013 13:53 by
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Mother caught me jerkin it when I was 13. She asked my dad when would I stop: He told her she'd have to ask someone older than him.
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07-20-2013 13:55 by
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If my boss didn't want me coming to work drunk then why did he ask me to work on Saturday morning.
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07-20-2013 13:59 by
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Arguing with women is like wiping your ass with a wagon wheel. The sh*t keeps coming back around.
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07-20-2013 14:00 by
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