friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   You know you a hood rat when you can't participate in Black Friday because yo government check ain't in until Monday. .

   Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.

   Black Friday Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.

   Don't forget to have a thought and a prayer for the poors when you buy your useless stuff this weekend

   Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday

   Don't foget to set you scales back 10 pound this weekend!!!

   Black Friday: That day we spend hundreds of dollars on material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.

   *walks into the liquor store* What kind of black Friday deals yall got going on?

   So... how many broken bones and broken nails have ya got on Black Friday? Are you satisfied with your brand new TV that you saved 20 bucks on?

   I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson

   .... I was watching th news tonite .... I thought I was watching the violent Black Friday shopping mayhem .... turns out it was just the Black Lives Matter protests .... ....

   So you can get up early to go shopping on Black Friday but you can't get up early on Sunday to go to church.

   Let's have a ''Bring Your Gun'' on Black Friday and see the diffrence it makes.

   disappointed what had happened on Black Friday! Fully condemned the action

   Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”

   The NFL has decided that the Washington Redskins do not have to travel to Dallas next weekend to play the Cowboys due to the fact that we already won the NFC east.

   Grindr had a worldwide outage this weekend, is it too late to stock up on apocalypse survival supplies?

   May everything you want this weekend be within the reach of the couch.

   I came out as a lesbian to my best friend a few years ago, this weekend I'm taking her last name because I am marrying her sister. Screw my homophobic ex "BFF".