mickeybruce Funny Status Messages

   does anybody actually say "booyah" anymore? I think those letters should be separated and granted restraining orders against each other

   Mr. Peanut's last words: Bye, dear. Back in a Jif.

   going thru the airport scan today with a complete spiderman suit under my street clothes

   Deja Fu: I've been kicked in the head like this before...

   you can post the Ten Commandments in the courthouse, if you let us post the statutes regarding child molestation in your church

   did Superfly's family have "jive turkey" yesterday?

   the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday

   I'm so hungry I could eat a Sarah Jessica Parker