anonymous Funny Status Messages

   suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!

   undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot

   trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?

   crakalakin

   a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it

   cute but psycho..things even out

   talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you

   "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

   making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose

   a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   in a PBS world with a MTV mind

   ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

   running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

   "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"

   Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

   "gonna get rich, or die trying"

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!