Wolf Funny Status Messages

   I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!

   Happy Cinco de drinko, Viva la tequila!!

   Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check... Horny campers, that's easy!

   Saturdays forcast: doomy with chance of rapture..

   Remember as we are planing for our tomorrows, our brave soilders are giving theirs today.. Have a safe an wonderful Memorial weekend everyone!!

   Don't forget to thank the Moms too for putting up with the Fathers all along, cause without them their wouldn't be any Dads!!

   Nothing says your celebrating the birth of our Nation, like the smell of Gunpowder and Beer..

   It's so hott, I just seen a bird blow on a worm before it ate it..

   Don't have sex man, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you will have to start talking to her..

   Satan called, he wants his weather back..

   Guess we should have been more specific about wanting a government shake up..

   Be nice to your neighbors.. They're the only ones who'll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams..Happy Halloween!

   Found a fruit roll-up in my pocket this morning. Which means one of my kids has a peach flavored blunt wrap in their lunchbox..

   I'm gathering game request to throw back at you!

   All females have 50 screenshoted quotes ready for when the sh*t goes down..

   Today January 68th or is it the 69th...

   Believe in God like y’all believe in that Toilet paper and y’all will be Ok..🤧