Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

   Shout Out to the first person to post a Youtube video on Facebook.... Happy now?

   As far as Miss Universe Canada is concerned, it seems the "Miss" part of the competition has to start at birth...

   just waking up... (yawn) So, did Jesus see his shadow when he came out of the cave?

   watching the local weather girl and have no idea what it's gonna be like today....

   first 5 seconds are about the pill. the following 25 are about what could go wrong?? is it me????

   ever wonder where hoarders come from? have a Yard Sale....

   Saturday... When adding whiskey to your coffee is NOT frowned upon.

   Insanity doesn't RUN in my family. It just STROLLS around, taking it's sweet time....

   Back in my day we went to the bathroom to use it, not take a picture of yourself...

   wondering why the need to pee intensifies by a million when you're trying to unlock the door?

   don't ya hate it when it's real quiet in a meeting and your hungry stomach decides to make those "dying whale" sounds...

   I'll check again but i'm pretty sure I could care less that Brad and Angelina are getting married...

   i've always wanted to walk to a stranger, hand them a briefcase and whisper, "You know what to do." and walk away....

   Nothing better than coming home from work, pop open a beer and watch the dog drag a$$ on the carpet.

   When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out...

   Facebook has saved me thousands of dollars on Birthday Cards!!! (suck it hallmark)

   TEQUILA wants to know... Have you hugged your toilet today?

   Any of my DIY friends need a "Stud Finder"?? Nothing wrong with it, just every time I pick it up to use it... the damn thing goes crazy!!!

   an idiot!!! there... happy now? thanks for all of your anonymous contributions too.