Reznor Funny Status Messages

   I watched my first Porn the other day. I looked so much younger back then!

   My therapist told me I should quit drinking alcohol and caffeine. I laughed and said "Maybe you're the crazy one!!"

   They say alcohol kills people. Lets not forget how many people were born because of it.

   All I can say is Thank You Sandy for giving me a break from the Election!

   Just put pop rocks in the kitty litter!

   My friend told me not to say anything about her new boyfriends lazy eye, so I made sure to give numerous compliments on his normal one.

   Lets elect a black pope! Said no Catholic ever.....

   If you see a guy with no arms and your first thought is "My god how does he drink his beer??", You might be an alcoholic.

   I just booked my Spring Break vacation in North Korea! I can't believe the cheap deal I got!!

   I wish I could of been locked up in a basement for 10 years. I could of missed Jersey Shore and that whole Bieber Fever thing!!

   30 minutes till the Walking Dead!