Lil-David Funny Status Messages

   We should be able to text 911, just in case you're hiding from the crazy psycho killer in the trunk of a car...

   Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber BFF'S

   We'll take Justin Bieber... Roman Catholic Church Priest Diocese.

   How to solve all the children crossing the southern border illegally, put all the registered sex offenders and pedifiles there to give them candy and greet them!

   Justin Bieber Hospitalized for Limp Wrist Injury

   I don't know if I need to close one eye and fart, or sh-t and go blind

   it's freezing outside..at least I don't have to walk the 20 feet for a cold beer, the ice window box is just a little stretch...

   I wonder if, Wes Craven died in his sleep....Or did he go out with a Scream?