Haha Funny Status Messages

   What do yot get when you slip in water?............ A waterfall.

   The lack of hair is the main cause of baldness.

   Why did Adam and Eve have the perfect marriage?..... Because neither one of them had a mother in-law.

   Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.

   When the police shut down the town brothel. There was a sign that read, beat it, this brothel is closed.

   . A Hypochondriac is a person who can't leave well enough alone.

   I'm so old that the only room I can go into and remember why is the bathroom.

   Halloween is like any other day. People pretending to be someone their not.

   Kids, here's how to get double candy on Halloween. Put on your costume. Then cover it with a sheet. Go to door the first time as ghost. Take sheet off go back again with other costume. Bam double candy. Happy Halloween.

   With all the Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas iteam for sale at the sametime in the stores they should call it Hallogivemas sale.

   Red sox clinch world series. L.A. Dodgers won't have to go to white house. So who's the real winner?

   What does it say for Climate when the NHL ice hockey playoffs are played during the Summer between one team in Florida and the other in the dessert?