Geez Funny Status Messages

   climbing into your windows and snatchin yo people up...

   The economy is so bad, If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.

   The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail...

   The economy is so bad that I ordered a Big Mac at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

   The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

   The political correctness has gone mad. I can't even refer to my child as "my disabled son". Apparently the correct term is "daughter"!?!?

   If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged... I would just start yelling out letters!

   Wouldn't you think that lego people give the perfect hand jobs!?!?!

   Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies???

   I'm pretty sure the guy who came up with Guitar Hero got the idea from a scantron test!

   I'm gonna check out The Social Network, except I'm not gonna actually watch the movie. I'm gonna just check out everybody while they are watching the movie.

   I don't really care where you put it, as long as you don't make me hold it!!!

   If us guys show support for Breast Cancer Awareness... How are the girls gonna should show support for the our Testicular Cancer Awareness month!

   I don't think tom even uses myspace anymore.

   Obama is in town. Traffic is bad. I won't be able to vote for him in 2012 because I'll still be sitting in my car.

   Shaq maybe retiring, but his movies will live on forever (in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart).

   I'd probably get a lot more done if it wasn't for me.

   I don't know if I walked in to the wrong restroom, but it smells like fish in the men's room.

   Sesame Street YouTube channel hacked, videos replaced with porn. I don't want to tell you what the letter ˝C˝ stand for.

   Trump looks like the rich dad on Law and Order whose son accidentally strangles the hooker.