@gnarleycharley Funny Status Messages

   Goooodnight Vietnam !!! RIP Robin Williams one of a kind...

   How on Earth did Gorillas become experts on glue, they live in the rain forest. What are they gluing?

   Orange is the new Black, so....Have a great Orange Friday

   Dear Santa don't drink the milk at Bill Cosby's house!!!

   What, you have a gravy boat!! Where is this gravy river you speak of?

   2015 Come on everybody let's party like a Cleveland Browns back up quarterback!!!

   No one used to watch the pro-bowl or the NFL draft, This year the inflation of the Super Bowl footballs will probably be on pay-per-view.

   "The food at the last supper was pretty terrible so I ordered pizza" ‪#‎BrianWilliamstories‬

   Experts think the Oscar for best picture will go to Boyhood or Bird-man. Kanye West thinks it will go to Beyoncé.

   This Fall...Bruce Jenner, Kim Kardashian, North Kardashian West, Khloe Kardashian & Kylie Jenner star in "The Kar-Crashians" only on E!

   Devil with the blue dress on...oh wait is that a Gold dress. Well, either way .....the prince of darkness is a cross-dresser.

   Guess Harrison Ford didn't like my hide snakes on plane prank.....

   I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years, come on guys I don't have 2020 vision.

   Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.

   Breaking news Roger Goodell has just given Aaron Hernandez a 2 game suspension.

   Aaron Hernandez is already proving to be a hot prospect for several prison gangs, and he is expected to be drafted quickly.

   Tom Brady should be forced to spend those 4 games at a Children's Hospital blowing up balloon animals.

   It took 3 amigos and a Mexican village to take care of El Guapo...Donald Trump has zero Amigos, advantage El Chapo!

   Bill Cosby's lawyer says Cosby is legally blind, that might explain the sweaters & why he can't see his wedding ring.

   Kanye West is 53 million in debt...I heard Taylor Swift has started a go fu%# yourself account...