life Funny Status Messages

   the best things in life...involve rum!

   the best part of not having a life...is not having to worry about a mid-life crisis

   experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute

   What is it with the absent reference status messages. When people say things like "I can't believe you would do that" or anything with "You know who you are." We don't and frankly, we don't care. It's just you posting your drama filled life up to generate

   do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.

   I think what I want most out of life is to die in my 90's owing a s**t load of money and shot by a jealous husband.

   Channel X Is Temporarily Not In Service. Please Tune In To Your Own Life For Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcast.

   When life gives you melons... you know you're dyslexic.

   Tim Tebow just signed a 36 million dollar life long contract with kleenex!

   Life without friends is like boobs without nipples( )( ), just pointless!

   Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

   I spent my life searching the world trying to find myself; and when I finally did....I forgot why I was looking!

   FML- facebook is my life

   if only life came with ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF...buttons.

   I have found that if you love life... life will love you back

   “There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them

   Have you ever looked at other people and think to yourself "I'm just better than you"......welcome to my life

   Joe Dirt says 'Lifes a garden Dig It' I say 'life is NOT a garden so stop being a hoe!'

   Life is like roller coster indeed, and i'm about to throw up..*woakh*

   school and life are similar in a way. In school, you learn a lesson and then take a test. In life, you come across a test that teaches you a lesson.